The groundhog is a liar

Ok, it's official, either the groundhogs of the world are all liars, plain stupid, or are in on a big conspiracy. Because, on February 2, Groundhog Day, groundhogs near and far predicted an early spring. At the time, it was a rather fun piece of news because, as we all remember, winter had just barely arrived.

So if spring is supposed to come early this year, could someone tell me what the definition of early is...because it's March 1 and it sure has hell doesn't look like spring out there right now!

So if you excuse me, I have to go find my car under the snow in the parking lot and attempt to drive home now.